The Pooping Chronicles

So. It was an interesting day.

Today, in her Microbiology class, L was asked to donate a stool sample for their lab tomorrow morning. Right before said class, L went to the bathroom and is therefore unable to provide the sample. And so the search began.

A search for poop. K began calling everyone she knew looking for infant poop, youthful poop, elderly poop - anything. One guy was perfectly willing to give a sample... of man juice. His reaction when he discovered it was meant to be a stool sample? "Hell no! That's f'ing gross!"

Boys. *Sigh* Eventually, through a series of events that I was absent for, it was decided that L's brother would provide the sample in need.

Moving on from this, all five of us then had a conversation, initiated by K, centering about what we think about when we poop. And the ridiculousness of the night continued to grow.

I wish I had more interesting things to share...but unfortunately, we were all so tired that none of us can quite remember the rest of the night.

Have a joyous night, readers!

~M

The Woods Are Calling Your Name

I can't believe it has been over a month since the last update. We apologize.

Since our last post, much has happened and almost nothing has happened. We have all been mega-busy. There have been speech tournaments, coffee houses, Homecoming week, football games, movie nights, weddings, midterms, and just general college chaos.

Last night we travelled to the north side of campus for a Halloween movie night and ended up watching Corpse Bride and The Blair Witch Project. Needless to say, walking back to our dorm, in the dark, five girls, was very...thrilling?

S is in Indianapolis for the FFA National Convention at the current moment. L and K went to a college football game. A is sleeping? And I am here, updating you on the monotonous chaos that has been going on here. Hopefully I will have better stories soon.

~M